- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

National security?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

no really what are ur names?

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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