- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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