How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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