yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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