Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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