How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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