- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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