- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Christianity.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

No, Trinidad.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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