Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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