A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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so...um, yeah

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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