how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Your dads dead. lol

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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