roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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