A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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