- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Who invented apple? God

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

This is funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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