I just drank a cola.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Alchohol.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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