- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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