What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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