- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

I love you

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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