What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What is the difference?

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the man die? He was old.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Tilt your screen back

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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