- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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