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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Black people being friendly.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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