Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Jokes Ki Duniya

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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