Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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