Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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