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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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