Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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