- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

I work at jcpenny

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the snake say to the rat?

ME NAME IS JEFF

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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