wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Alchohol.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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