Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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