nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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