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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

NEVER

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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