Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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