- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PIED NINNY!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What hurts like hell? HELL

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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