Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Banana Hamock.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

hear hear

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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