Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Will nearis is here! Get it

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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