- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Women's Rights..

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Wolfjob.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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