Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Refridgerator.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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