Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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