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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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