- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A women in the kitchen.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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