Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Oakland Raiders

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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