Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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