- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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