- Anti Joke

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Trump will make America great again.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.