- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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