- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Who is John Galt?

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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