Set up Punch line.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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