A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Matthew Baker

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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