Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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