what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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