How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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You know what's funny? Rape

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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