- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

You know what's funny? Rape

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