- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A man did not like this site

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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