- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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