- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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