AIDS.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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batman has diarrhea

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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