Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Cleveland winning something

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Christianity.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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