- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why? Why not?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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