Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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How come anti jokes r funny

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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