whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why can't february march Because april may

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

noah is a scrub jungle

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What is 9+10? 19

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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