What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Set up Punch line.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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