Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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