What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Stop Spam Read Books

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

taking out the trash... at night

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I'm homeless.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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