How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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