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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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