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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's your guys names?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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