What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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