what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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