- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Women's Rights

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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