- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

i found waldo.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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