- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

c-? men, C-men

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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