A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Haha, I get it..

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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