- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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