- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Gus's mom

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?