Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

a seal walks into a club.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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