Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What? Huh?

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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BOTTOM!!!

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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you see theres this guy.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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